Fuck Me, Daddy

Things I wish I didn't say

02 Jun

Little Mx. Switch: Back when “that’s what she said” became a thing - at least, a thing in...

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Back when “that’s what she said” became a thing - at least, a thing in our household - my parents didn’t get it at all

like, my mother didn’t know that it was supposed to be a sexual thing even though I’d only used it like that…so she kept using it in the wrong context and confusing the hell out…

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02 Jun

I don’t want a traditional prom, it just seems SO boring. My friend is making me go, so I thought I would at least make it my own. Plus the theme is a “Red Carpet Affair”… I’m not that far from red carpet material, I am a Hollywood star after all. I’m just afraid no one will know who I am trying to be…

your going in costume for prom? Thats fucking rad
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02 Jun

I don’t think I’m the person to ask… I’m going as Morticia Addams. Meaning I’m wearing a floor length black lace skirt and a velvet long sleeve top and these awful pointy boot things… and I made a black veil but it’s kind of ugly.

There will be pics of the monstrosity once I feel like I’ve procrastinated enough.

YOU HAVE PROM WHAT ARE YOU WEARING PLEASE SHOW ME I HATE MY OUTFIT AND IM LIVING THROUGH PEOPLE THAT KNOW HOW TO DRESS THEMSELVES
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02 Jun
In Canada, do they have the term frenemy?

Daddy

02 Jun

pinkp0nyprincess asked: Dear Piglet. I LOVE YOU! I will expect to see you prom pictures, especially if you look like Gomez and Morticia. I'm extremely jealous. EXTREMELY. But Daddy and I still love you. Hehe. <3

hehehe ;) I am shaving off all of his facial hair… I haven’t seen him without it in like 2 years… oh my goodness… I am actually kind of scared. We love you too bby. We will take an insane amount of pics.

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01 Jun

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01 Jun

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01 Jun It&#8217;s like a circus act that I actually WANT to see

It’s like a circus act that I actually WANT to see

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01 Jun

I am crying. There are literally tears streaming down my face I am crying so hard.

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Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

Even though we’ve done a lot of shitty things as humans, I’m really happy that we also do stuff like this.

So I was thinking depressing thoughts to myself, and then I came home to this.

Well played, life. Well played.

Oh man. That was so awesome. 

Holy crap that was so cute ;_____;

My reaction:

Fucking chills xD

This is beautiful.

OH MY GOD :’) 

;___;

i am laying here crying oh my god

This has been popping up on my dash forever and I finally watched it. Late to the party but holy shit this is the most adorable goddamn thing I’ve ever seen. Genius.

holy shit i don’t fucking cry at this stuff why am i crying

SO CUTEEEEE!!!!!!!!

TEARS IN MY EYES HOLY SHIT